In yet another triumph of socialist planning, Cuba has announced that it’s about to run out of toilet paper.

Climex, the state-run organization that makes all the toilet paper for the Workers’ Paradise, says it won’t be able to make any more until at least December.

Bum deal
A Climex spokesperson said: “The corporation has taken all the steps so that at the end of the year there will be an important importation of toilet paper”.

Good news
Look on the bright side, though: at least now, Cubans have found a use for Granma, the party newspaper.